I prefer your d-box option.
Here's an alternative that would warrant some consideration in this context:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/psychobabbleTwo examples:
"This retrovirus should have been discovered at the same time as AIDS and the last few miserable decades of my life could have been avoided…No more excuses and no more psychobabble"
http://www.investinme.org/Article-352 The Role of Viruses in..."I had dealth with my dysfunctional childhood, I had moved on I had been successful happy, contented even after my 2 brothers both died one after the other [...], I endured all the psychobabble under the sun!!!"
https://www.thecandidadiet.com/candida-stories-10/@asker
Please note the use of Psycho + [standard German word] instead of Psycho + [Greek ending]. This is important, IMO, because we're at a much more colloquial level.
Besides, it's a "comment on social media." I'm not sure about the last time that I heard someone speaking in, say, proper or formal English on Twitter.
There's also the matter of non-capitalization and the double question marks. You don't have to keep those things--but I wouldn't clean it up too much either.
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